Senario One

hello boys and girls...ahem ahem....ladies and gentlemen... Prom is finally approaching. the day when girls become women, and boys pluck up whatever pathetic courage they have in their fragile hearts to talk to these new women. i was just thinking about it, (and actually noticing the fact that i'm actually one of these pathetic guys) and basically decidied how screwed i am. haha ok i'm rambling here. anyway, here are some songs that i think little guys like us (my hood) can use for prom. yay.

1) Scream unnecessarily loud (watch donald trump in the apprentice) to Jet's 'Are you gonna be my girl' in front of your girl. this is under the section 'how to get your girl's attention'.
she's so sweet with her get back stare. ok at this point- urm....run.

2) Things start to go bad. what do you do?? please stop shouting 'are you gonna be my girl!!!!!!! at 192184783 decibels. Well I could see, you home with me, but you were with another man, yea! change to another of Jet's song and be a true singaporean Gentlemen.
Cold Hard Bitch

3) Finally we end the successful night with a soulful blues tune, coutersy of the princess of sweetness- Avril Lanvigne. This one's for you guys- So much for my happy ending. rock on!