A bowl collecting blood

"(Nagy's) speech verged on the disastrous; he began by addressing the crowd as "comrades", only to be met with angry cries of 'we are not comrades!'"

Evidently, Nagy did not possess wide ranging oratorical skills. You pay for an all out rock feste. The band turns up and belts out acoustic renditions of your favourite mosh hits (see: Oasis in Singapore).

But yes, rude am I in my speech, and I don't think I have put what I am trying to drive at eloquently enough.

For that, I shall enlist the help of an elite among fluency circles - John Rambo.

"It's like someone invites you to a party and you don't show up. It doesn't really matter."