what in the world

today, raymond revealed to me his lastest conspiracy-that aliens do exist in this world and that they live among us. citing very reliable and first hand accounts, he told me that in his secondary school, he had a geography teacher. immediately, we can classify this as a primary source and hence a fairly accurate one. he then went on to say that his geography teacher kept saying that he himself was from mars and he liked to eat mars chocolate bars and so on. wonderful qualifying statements. then one day, the teacher just disappeared. therefore raymond concluded that his teacher was an alien. brilliant.
let us all take one minute now to reflect in slience.
in other painful news, my family was having dinner just now and my dad was complaining about how his secondary school days sucked because he never passed up his art homework. he complained that when he did his work, the teacher didn't check, and when he didn't do his work, his teacher would check.
teacher:" keong, where's your work?"
my dad:" sorry cher, never do/bring"
teacher:"oh ok, let me give you a medicine to remind you." teacher then goes to the chalkboard and rubs his hands with chalk and gives my father one tight slap on the face. wow. ok back then apparently the teachers were allowed to slap students.
i know norman would be happy.