predictions
these are my predictions for the premiership season 2005/2006.
1)contrary to popular belief, Chelsea DID NOT win the premiership title. instead they got disillusioned midway in the season and never recovered since. they finished at a rightly deserved 8th position, thereby discounting them immediately from any chance of european glory next season.
2)Man Utd wins the premiership.
3)Mourinho sells Drogba because the striker failed to score in 2 games.
4)robben is banned for looking too much like henning berg, aka a gay. teammates were reported to have complained mid season, stating the robben had touched them in their 'penalty box'. FIFA decided to take action and banned him from future matches.
5)Mourinho suddenly realises he is arrogant and can't live with himself anymore. he quits the premiership, but not before boasting to everyone that in the season, Chelsea had beaten sunderland, everton and fulham convincingly.
6)Wright Phillips quits chelsea after finding his brains and realising that for the past 32857375037590 matches, he has not been starting.
7)Essien becomes captain, after lampard decides to retire 3rd quarter of the season, and dances around like a little girl in front of 70000 man utd fans at old trafford.
8)Owen joint top scorer with Nistelrooy with 38 goals. bent who?
9)henry comes a close second with 10 goals.
10)everton, sunderland and fulham get renegated.
1)contrary to popular belief, Chelsea DID NOT win the premiership title. instead they got disillusioned midway in the season and never recovered since. they finished at a rightly deserved 8th position, thereby discounting them immediately from any chance of european glory next season.
2)Man Utd wins the premiership.
3)Mourinho sells Drogba because the striker failed to score in 2 games.
4)robben is banned for looking too much like henning berg, aka a gay. teammates were reported to have complained mid season, stating the robben had touched them in their 'penalty box'. FIFA decided to take action and banned him from future matches.
5)Mourinho suddenly realises he is arrogant and can't live with himself anymore. he quits the premiership, but not before boasting to everyone that in the season, Chelsea had beaten sunderland, everton and fulham convincingly.
6)Wright Phillips quits chelsea after finding his brains and realising that for the past 32857375037590 matches, he has not been starting.
7)Essien becomes captain, after lampard decides to retire 3rd quarter of the season, and dances around like a little girl in front of 70000 man utd fans at old trafford.
8)Owen joint top scorer with Nistelrooy with 38 goals. bent who?
9)henry comes a close second with 10 goals.
10)everton, sunderland and fulham get renegated.
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